Corona Humour
The Slovene Ethnographic Museum, a museum about people and for people, is still with you. We invite you to laugh with us, at a suitable distance apart, for laughter is the best medicine.
We are collecting jokes and funny stories on the theme of the coronavirus, the pandemic, self-isolation and other viruses that are currently shaping our everyday life. For our mental health, humour is more than welcome and dark humour in particular can have an even more beneficial effect.
Send your funny stories and jokes on this theme to miha.spicek@etno-muzej.si and read what we have collected on our website. Laugh at them and then pass them on, let them put you in a good mood, and help create a safe and benign distance from the bad situation we are faced with. When the crisis is over, we shall publish the collected jokes in a document, which over time will capture this particular moment in our lives. The collected material will become part of the collection held by the curatorship of spiritual culture.
Selected jokes:
Those who think that the COVID-19 vaccine will modify their DNA should see it as an opportunity.
Today's work from home tip: blowing on the wine in the mug will help convince your zoom meeting that your tea is hot.
Day 121 at home and the dog is looking at me like, "See? This is why I chew the furniture!
What's the best way to avoid touching your face? A glass of wine in each hand.
Being quarantined with a talkative child is like having an insane parrot glued to your shoulder.
I’m not talking to myself, I’m having a parent-teacher conference.
I'd like to cancel my subscription to 2021. I've experienced the free 7-day trial and I'm not interested.
Who would've thought one day we'd be smoking weed at a family gathering, but the illegal part would be the family gathering.
I still don't know what I'm wearing to the living room for Christmas Day... I might not go.
I’d make a COVID joke. But it would be tasteless.
I don't remember so much skepticism when Pfizer announced Viagra.
Finally the terrible 2m distance is over. Now Scandinavians can go back to the usual 5m distance.
Rereading the Diary of Anne Frank. She complains way less than we do.
Due to Corona virus we are self-isolating. No one may enter except: Keanu Reeves, Mathew McConaughey, George Clooney. And those firefighter guys holding puppies who we saw on a calendar.
Year 2000: By 2020 we will have flying cars. Year 2020: Even the planes are not flying.
My parents are just about to discover the teacher was not the problem.
Stay inside, isolate or practice social distancing, clean yourself. Omg, I've become a housecat.
Although COVID-19 spreads mostly via the mouth and nose, scientists now conclude that the greatest risk comes from assholes.
Good news! On the 29th of March the clocks will go forward one hour so that we can stay home another hour.
Sport news: There are not all races cancelled. Human race only.
Where is your next travel destination?
- Las Kitchenas
- Los Lounges
- Santa Bedroomes
- Porto Gardenas
- Los Bed
- Costa del Balconia
- St Bathroom
- La Rotonda de Sofa
Without you my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.
If COVID-19 doesn't take you out... Can I?
Is that hand sanitizer in your pocket or are you just happy to be within 6ft of me?
Why does leaving the house feel like I'm making a supply run on an episode of the Walking dead?
Finland has just closed their borders. No one will be crossing the finish line.
My parents are just about to discover the teacher was not the problem.
Stay inside, isolate or practice social distancing, clean yourself. Omg, I've become a housecat.
Anyone else feel like life is being written by a 4th grader right now? ... and there was this virus and everyone was scared. And then the world ran out of toilet paper yeah, and then there was no school for like a month and then it snowed!
Being quarantined with a talkative child is like having an insane parrot super glued to your shoulder.
The mayor has ordered local bands to play their originals in public areas to prevent people from gathering.
Ladies, time to start dating older dudes. They can get you in the grocery store early.